silmerin:

#we were both young when i first saw you #i close my eyes and the flashback starts you’re sitting there #in my microwave on my flatware #see the steam see the cheese and the greeease #see you make your way into my mouth and i say mmmmmmm #little did i know #that you were so unhealthy and my mom was maaaaaad #and my doctor said stop eating pizza rolls #and you were sitting in my freezer begging me please don’t gooooooo #and i said #pizza rolls take me somewhere we can be alone #i’ll be waiting all you have to do is cook #you’ll be the snack and i’ll be the snacktress #it’s a love story babies just say yes

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